Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Two poo points

First, when a woman cleans out her hair brush and throws the pile of hair in the toilet, but doesn't flush....it creates a sort of nest....a Poo Nest, if you're willing enough to go lightly next time.

Ewww....

Anyways, then we have the topic of the Loch Ness Poo.

This occurs, obviously, when the water level of the bowl can't contain one's doings....doo-ings....heh heh, I'm amused like Beavis.

Okay, sorry. Back to your regularly scheduled program.

10 comments:

Nichole M said...

::raises right hand:: I swear I will always flush my hair nest so it will never be a poo nest. Unless we're in a drought. Then we'll have to deal.

david mcmahon said...

It's a lock mess monster!!

Hope your parents have a great time in Quebec City

Sandy Kessler said...

Information I needed to know ..hahaha

Suldog said...

I did NOT need these visuals in my head just before lunch...

Mega said...

This post sucks without pics.

Expat mum said...

Came via David McM. I have Never EVER put my brush hair down the loo. And thanks to you, I never will as I'm usually the one who ends up cleaning it!

Cath said...

This so appeals to my wicked sense of humour (I am ashamed to say!) I just went over an old post where you commented that you weren't sure what made me tick...
Now Brian, looking at what seems to make YOU tick, I think you do, I think you do... ;0) LOL

Cath said...

PS - Just noticed the date on your post. I hope you are ok. Really (seriously).
Best wishes.

Colleen said...

And to think, I almost posted about finding reuseable sanitary napkins in the store while shopping with a guy friend, but opted out because I thought that would be too crass!

david mcmahon said...

Hope all is well - you haven't posted in a while, buddy.