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Allen Iverson....any team close enough to the top isn't going to assimilate him in well. Teams he'd assimilate in well with probably suck already (like the Celtics, I admit it.) It seems so long ago he was a cute little waterbug for Georgetown. Ricky Moore knew how to shut him down, though!

2 games out of first place in the football pool. The airways are getting tigheter!

Oh wait, that's my cold. Pseudoephedrine kicks phenylephrine's ASS!

The Diceman Cometh. Thank goodness. I bet he doesn't get stuck with 100 pitch counts. Guess it wasn't a ploy to stall him from ending up in NY. Nyeah! Of course, he'd better not suck. How soon until Dunkin' Donuts makes a sushi bagel sandwich or something? Pahk the cah, as Schilling learned.

Michigan was #2, but the purpose of a playoff is to eliminate teams. Michigan was eliminated by losing to OSU. #1 doesn't have to beat #2 to stay champion.

BC wants Kevin Gilbride? Wow, how soon until UConn is the best football team in New England? Heck, how long until UMass is the best football team in Massachusetts?

I need to buy hockey tickets this season. Even if it's for a game on Long Island. Tickets should be easy enough to score....

Hoops in Oxford is going well. I take the insulin pump off if I'm on skins, but leave it in when I'm on shirts, since the shirt keeps people from pulling the tube out.